The Prius Song (Jalop Edition)

Kinja'd!!! "therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)" (therevengeofthesaab)
03/02/2014 at 18:59 • Filed to: None

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We are Priuses, we are hybirds, we have no steering precision whatsoever,

We are Priuses!!!!......We are brought by people who think that they are...

saving....the environment!!!!

We have no sportiness, gearheads all hate us, cause we are killing sport cars one by one!!!

Oh!!! We are Priuses!!! We shall rule the world, we will fool the world, into thinking!!!!

That we are good for the environment!!!!!!

P.S I only come up with lyrics, someone create the music. You're free to change the song in anyway you want to make it better!!


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
03/02/2014 at 19:09

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Not all people buy them to "save the environment." I know several who bought it for HOV lane eligibility CleanPass and it's not a bad family car for most of the people who have them. Roomy interior, hatch for roadtrips, etc. Yes, it isn't the most fun car to drive but don't hate the car, hate the people who buy them.


Kinja'd!!! therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now) > Nibby
03/02/2014 at 19:12

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This song was meant for the people who buy the Priuses......


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now)
03/02/2014 at 19:24

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We are Priusses, and we smell like chemical asshole.

That's all I got, besides the fact that they are too quiet.


Kinja'd!!! therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now) > jkm7680
03/02/2014 at 19:43

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That is great!!!